As I reflect on my life during a rainy, gloomy day – and that’s never really a good time to reflect – I thought of 10 things I’d like to see besides a break in the clouds and a third knob on my sink that produces Merlot:                      The new Ravens quarterback showing up today wearing a sticker that says, “Hello, My Name Is John Flacco” 

Another player bringing Flacco over to meet Troy Smith and saying, “So, have you met Tony?” 

Ray Lewis doing his dance again…right after signing a contract extension. 

George Sherrill taping Charlie Brown cartoon to his locker. 

Roger Clemens admitting that he once had a relationship with the entire cast of Hee Haw. 

Somebody in one of my fantasy baseball league’s offering to give me Cliff Lee as a belated birthday present. 

Eider Torres, who’s been called E-der, I-der and A-der since spring training, announcing that his name actually is pronounced O-der. 

The Lakers and Celtics wearing the tight throwback short shorts if they meet in the finals. 

The Utah Jazz finally changing its nickname, since I haven’t found one good jazz club in Ogden. 

One more healthy season for Jonathan Ogden, which would definitely have me jazzed

Posted on Friday, May 9th, 2008 at 4:17 pm.
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